is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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