This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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