Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
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Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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