I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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