Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I want her autograph on my taint
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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