After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
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thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
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He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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