I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
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I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
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Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
He? As in you personified your dick?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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