508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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