i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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