You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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