I have demons in me.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
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He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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