I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
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i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
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She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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