Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
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I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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