Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
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Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night