That's intense
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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