what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
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It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
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I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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