If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
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He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
he fucked my hip out of place.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
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I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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