bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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