So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
