So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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