Your mouth is God's brothel.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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