I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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