So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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