That's intense
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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