I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize
