i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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