question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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