Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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