either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
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oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
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If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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