Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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