I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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