Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
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Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
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It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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