i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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