Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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