So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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