Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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