sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
