is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
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she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
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Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
my god I love twenty year old dicks
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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