I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Dignity is for republicans.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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