i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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