mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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