real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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