i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
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More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
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Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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