absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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