im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
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This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
me + whiskey = a bad person
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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