I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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