hell yes lets make some ravioli
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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