She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
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The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
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Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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