i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
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careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
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I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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