Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Randomize
