it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Randomize
