if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
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Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
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If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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