The maid of honor just puked.
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
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they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
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Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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