Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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