They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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