im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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