who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
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