I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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