Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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