East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
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i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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