other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
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Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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