If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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