I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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